Off and Wheelin’!

Hello, and welcome to my blog, Parenting on Wheels. My name is Patrick Bohn, I’m 34 years old, and I’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world, Ashley Bohn. We’ve been married since August 8, 2015, and we welcomed our first child, Cora, into the world on October 20, 2016.


At this point, none of this separates my blog from one of the millions that already exist no parenting. But, there’s something I left out: I was born with spastic quadriplegia cerebral palsy. In short, this is a neurological condition that affects all four of my limbs and makes my muscles tight. I’ve had this condition since birth, and it requires me to use a wheelchair (primarily) and walker (occasionally) to get around.

While I’m fully independent, my CP has certainly made my life challenging at times. Now that I’m about to embark upon the most challenging experience there is—parenthood—I thought it would be worthwhile to chronicle our family’s experience. There aren’t a lot of resources out there regarding being a parent with a 12108792_824033174275_690651895064036440_ndisability, but there is a lot of misinformation. Hopefully, this blog will be a informative, interesting, and occasionally funny place for people—both disabled and non-disabled—to learn about the unique aspects of being a parent (and expecting parent) with a disability.

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I’ll enjoy writing it. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to contact me at patrickbohn@hotmail.com

12987182_854341895355_8452266715059741600_nThanks, and keep on wheelin’!


The Duality of Disability

The Duality of Disability

I’ve waited way too long to write this post, and while some of the usual busy parenting caveats apply (true story: the other week, I fell asleep on the floor at like 7:30 p.m.) the truth is, this is a really hard post to write, and it’s taken me awhile to get my thoughts in order for it. But I finally feel ready to put it all out there.

Just before Christmas, the pastor of our church, Kirianne, reached out to Ashley and I to ask us if we wanted to be in the live nativity scene outside the church before the Christmas Eve service. This is a pretty cool honor, so we immediately agreed. It was a pretty simple assignment: We had to stand outside the church for about 30 minutes and greet people as they came in. We were very excited. Honestly, our only concern was whether Cora—who was playing the baby Jesus—would be okay spending 30 minutes in a manger outside in the cold.

That night, we drove to the church and changed into the required garb (plus extra clothing and pacifiers for Cora.) We stood outside, on the grass, in the unseasonably warm weather and greeted the wonderful members of our church.

With about 10 minutes to go before the service began, we were approached by two women who we didn’t recognize. They stopped to talk to us, and were very friendly. Then, we had this exchange:

Woman: So that wheelchair, is it part of the scene?
Me: What do you mean?
Woman: I didn’t know if you used it, or if it’s just a chair you’re sitting in it to rest

At this point, I was kind of unsure if this woman was just joking around with me or not. As my wife will tell you, I’m not above joking about my disability. But the next part of the exchange was a game changer.

Me: Oh, no, I need it, I’m disabled
Woman: What if you didn’t need it?
Me: What do you mean?
Woman: Do you mind if we pray for you?

At that point, it hit me. This woman was a faith healer, and she wanted to pray that I would no longer need to use my wheelchair. I’ve dealt with a lot of strangers coming up to me and saying weird things before, but I’ve never had something like that happen.

Honestly, I don’t even remember exactly what happened after that. We politely demurred on the whole “pray for me” thing, and eventually, they moved on. We continued greeting visitors, went to the service until Cora got fussy, and then went home to wait for Santa (spoiler alert: he came)

At the time, I didn’t really think much of the encounter beyond “Wow, that’s a new one?” But as time went on, I started to feel more uncomfortable about the entire ordeal. I wasn’t angry at the woman, per se. As I said, I’ve had a lot of people say strange stuff to me. If I let every instance of it bother me, I’d spend a lot of time being angry.

The more I thought about it though, the more I realized that this exchange got to the heart of what I believe is one of the fundamental questions about being disabled: How do I balance the following two truths?

  1. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being disabled, I’m not any less of a person, husband, or father because of my disability, and I’m not going to let it stand in the way of me leading my best life.
  2. Being in a wheelchair is stressful, hard, and expensive, and sometimes, I just wish I wasn’t disabled.

Let me further explain both those statements. Being disabled has not stopped me, or countless others, from doing all sorts of amazing things. I graduated from a great college (with honors!) and then earned a master’s degree from that same institution. I’ve worked in journalism and earned awards with one of the country’s leading national newspapers (scroll to 2008). I had a great family growing up, and now have my own great family: a beautiful wife, a beautiful daughter, and a very affectionate dog. I now work for my alma mater, and love my job. I get recognized for my random, esoteric hobbies. The best college football coach in the country follows me on Twitter. My life is pretty awesome.

My beautiful girls

But that doesn’t change the realities of statement two. Being disabled is really, really, really hard. It’s challenging having to modify everything to create a livable world. It’s really hard during the winters—which in Ithaca, last for 6 months. Finding accessible housing is nearly impossible. Getting wheelchairs repaired is a herculean task. Everything is way more expensive. There are times I just wish I didn’t have to deal with it.

Now, you might be thinking: Patrick, after what you just said, can you fault this woman for wanting to pray so you didn’t have to deal with all that? If you sometimes don’t want to be in a wheelchair, what’s wrong with her not wanting you to be in one?

The answer to that question is yes, for one very specific reason: Agency. I have the right to get frustrated about my disability and think “How much easier would life be if I wasn’t in a wheelchair” because I’ve spent the last 35 years being in a wheelchair, dealing with all of these challenges, having them affect my life, and then trying to come up with solutions. That gives me the right to be frustrated by these challenges and, however briefly, acknowledging the reality that, if I wasn’t in a wheelchair, my family and I would have a lot more housing options than we do now, and that would make life easier.

This woman, on the other hand, had spent about 35 seconds with me before deciding “I bet this guy would be happier if he could walk.” She doesn’t know a thing about me, which means of course, that she wasn’t really thinking about me. She just saw a guy in a wheelchair who, in her mind, needed “fixing.”

This is a really awful mentality to have, even if it’s grounded in the belief that you’re doing something to try and help someone. My disability does not define me, but it is a big enough part of my life that I feel like, if you’re saying my disability needs to be fixed, you’re saying my life needs to be fixed. And I can promise you, my life does not need fixing.

For this woman to act like it does was wrong, and hurtful. And it was especially hurtful because she did it in front of my daughter; even though Cora had no idea what was going on.

The challenge of balancing my frustrations over certain aspects of a disabled life with the knowledge that my life is pretty great is one that I’m going to have to explain to Cora—and our future children—someday. And to be honest, I don’t know exactly how that conversation is going to go. Ashley and I have already talked about it, and we know we’re going to tell our kids that there’s nothing in the world wrong with their father, and that there’s nothing he can’t do when it comes to being a parent. Ashley has often said that our children are going to think I’m Superman, and I’m pretty sure Cora already does.

I’m also sure that at some point, Cora is going to see me encounter something that, because of my disability, makes mine (and perhaps her) life a little more challenging. And she may very well hear me express frustration about being disabled.

But that’s okay. Because, unlike this woman who tried to heal me the minute she met me, I can take the time to explain to Cora why I’m feeling the way I’m feeling, and that it’s okay for me to feel that way sometimes. I can help her understand that my disability isn’t a problem someone else needs to fix, just a challenge that I (and our family) have to handle, together. And we will.


Mixed Emotions

After a (too long) hiatus, and lots of changes, Parenting on Wheels is back! A lot’s gone on since my last post. Cora is 14 months old today, and she’s gone through a lot of changes. She’s developed a real personality, and you can see her mind working things out. I think the moment it hit me was when, at the end of a trip, she went digging in her travel bag, pulled out a bag of yogurt melts, brought them over to me, and looked at me expectantly. When she was really little and hungry, she would just cry. Now, she problem solves.

She’s also learned to go through her progressions like a mini Matt Ryan. This morning, Ashley had put a bagel in a bag for Cora to eat in the car on the way to daycare. But Cora wanted it right away, because well, she loves to eat. When my wife wouldn’t open the bag for her, she walked it over and tried to get me to do it. Had Ashley not scooped her up, I’m pretty sure she would have tried the dog next.

She especially likes Italian Carry Out (just like Daddy!)

But to me, the biggest change in her over these past few months has been physical. Cora started walking when she was just nine months old. And I can tell you that watching her take those first steps was truly one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

It’s probably hard for most people to understand, but because everything physical is more difficult for me to do, I’ve spent a decent amount of time as a father worrying about Cora’s physical development. Cerebral Palsy isn’t hereditary, so this wasn’t a worry that she would have CP. It was more like a hope, that my daughter would be able to enjoy doing all the physical things—running, jumping, climbing—that I wasn’t really able to.

So every time Cora hits a physical milestone, whether it’s crawling, pulling herself up to standing, standing on her own, walking, or running, I can actually feel myself getting relieved. I’m thinking to myself: “Yes! She is going to be able to do that!” 


Even when she’s doing something dangerous—like climbing up on a random toy—it’s like there’s two people inside of me. The super-protective father in me is saying “What are you doing? You’re going to get hurt!” But the disabled protective father inside is secretly proud at what she’s accomplishing, in large part because she’s doing things I couldn’t do.

The other week, we got a note from Cora’s daycare. They were working on “ages and stages” and they told us that Cora’s physical development was already equal to that of the next age group’s. When I heard that, I was ecstatic. Not only was she developing, she was doing so ahead of schedule.

And then something else amazing happened. A week ago, Cora’s daycare sent us this photo of her playing outside in the snow.


You’ll notice, of course, that she only has one shoe in this photo. Are we bad parents who send our child to daycare only partially clothed? Of course not. According to her teachers, Cora was so determined to climb the slide herself, her shoe came off. Undeterred, she still insisted on going down the slide. She’s utterly fearless, I’m telling you.

Why is this so important to me? Well, when you’re physically disabled, the challenges aren’t just physical. They’re mental as well. Sometimes, you don’t feel confident that you’re going to be able to accomplish something physically. I absolutely felt that way when I was growing up, and sometimes, I still feel that way.

It’s something Ashley and I have tried to be really cognizant of. We want Cora to know that just because I have CP, there’s nothing we’re not going to try as a family. About a month ago, we went to get a Christmas tree. In years past, we would just go to Home Depot and grab one (they gave free popcorn and hot chocolate). But this year, we went to a Christmas Tree farm, where I climbed on an inaccessible tractor, rode into a field, and teamed up with Ashley to saw down the family tree by hand. I wouldn’t have dreamed of doing that five years ago.

Call me Clark Griswold

And now, seeing that my daughter has no reservations about climbing on things, or going down a slide with just one shoe, it makes me so proud, it’s hard to really describe. Just knowing that she’s not going to be held back by anything is such an amazing feeling.

Granted, this unbridled physical ability comes with some drawbacks. Cora’s already faster than me, especially in the close confines of our apartment, which means when she’s getting into mischief, she can dart down the hallway and it takes me a second to track her down. But all in all, it’s a tradeoff I’m willing to make.

It’s a common saying among parents that we want better for our children than we had for ourselves, and I think that’s what a lot of this boils down to. Don’t get me wrong here: There’s nothing wrong with being disabled, and I’ve done my best over my 35 years to not let it limit me. But the physical challenges it’s presented have sometimes been frustrating. So when I watch Cora not have to deal with challenges, and grow stronger and faster, it fills my heart with immense joy. And I can’t wait to see what she does next.

What the ADA Means to Me

So, the Americans with Disabilities Act turns 27 this year. And that’s something worthy of celebrating. Now, before you point out that this might seem to be an odd thing to celebrate, let me quote a scene from the iconic television show Sports Night, where two characters are debating celebrating Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard Round the World”

JEREMY: It’s the 49th anniversary.
DAN: And deserving of a tribute.
JEREMY: A 49th anniversary tribute?
DAN: What, there’s a law it’s got to come with 5s and 10s?

Dan, being the best character on the show, knows that we don’t just celebrate some anniversaries. We can celebrate all of them. Because, the ADA, while being far from a perfect law, has had a major impact on my life. Especially now that I’m a parent. For example:

20374566_10101509810704179_54389400970386240_nThis is me and Cora, riding on a carousel at a local park. Now, you should take a close look at this picture. Because if you do, you might notice that, oh yeah, there’s no ramp or handrails on this thing. The only reason I was able to climb up here with Cora is because I had my beautiful wife Ashley helping me get on while my brother held Cora.

This is the kind of stuff that made me—and still makes me—really nervous about parenting. It’s easy to be a good parent when I have my support system helping set me up for success. But there’s no way I could accomplish something like this if I was spending the day alone with Cora. That’s really sad to think about, actually. One-on-one bonding time is so critical, and the fact of the matter is, our society was not built by people who cared all that much about accessibility. As a result, there are a lot of places I can’t go, and a lot of experiences I can’t partake in, because they’re not accessible. The ADA, for all its flaws, tries to correct that as best it can.

If you’re still reading, a question might have popped into your head by now. You’re probably wondering why I picked something that’s not accessible to highlight the ADA, which is about making things accessible. Here’s the truth: It’s pretty easy for me to come up with examples of things the ADA makes easier for me as a parent. Curb cuts, ramps, elevators, parking spaces, the list goes on.

But I want you to take a look at this photo:


This is a group of people working to build a ramp to that same carousel you see above, thanks to groups like the Friends of Stewart Park and Play by Design. Now, this is not something that’s being done because of the ADA. It’s something that’s being done because a group of people got together, and decided “Hey, this thing that disabled people can’t partake in? They really should be able to do partake in it.”

As I said earlier, the ADA is not a perfect law. There are things about it I find counterproductive. But at its core, to me, the ADA isn’t just a law that says businesses must do X, or that the government will provide Y. It’s an idea. An idea that, just because you’re born disabled, you shouldn’t be unable to do basic things like get into a building, or use a bathroom in a restaurant. The spirit behind that idea is what causes people to decide “Hey, let’s make this thing accessible even though we don’t have to, so someone in a wheelchair can use it.”

That’s what we’re celebrating, and that’s what the ADA means to me (and Cora!)

My Father’s Day Apprenticeship

Today is Father’s Day, which is something I’ve been looking forward to since well, 3:12 in the morning on October 20, when Cora was born. And of course, I’ve spent a lot of time with her already today, soaking up all the smiles and cuddles I can. So far, it’s been a great day, and it’s not even noon.

I’ve talked a lot in this space about how nervous I was to become a father. But I haven’t talked enough about the reason I was confident that I was going to be a great one. And that reason is simple: For the first 33 years of my life, I had an apprenticeship in fatherhood at Tom Bohn, Incorporated. And when you learn from the master, you pick up a few things.

My father was, without a doubt, the best father you could ask for. Want proof? I’m going to show you a picture, which won’t seem like much at first. But from this picture, you’re going to learn why my father is the greatest man I’ve ever met, and the reason I’m the father I am.

“Come on Welch! Throw it to the tight end!” – Dad

There it is. Now, I know what you’re thinking: This was just another excuse for me to post a picture of Bomber football. Fair point. But it’s so much more than that. Let’s break down why this photo proves my dad is the best.

  1. He passes on his passions: As hard as it is to believe, I was not born a Bombers fan. It’s something I inherited from my father, who started taking me to games at Butterfield in 1988 (a magical year in Bombers history), when I was only five years old.

    He took me to nearly every home game from kindergarten to college, and we still go to games today. Sitting next to my Dad as we watched the Bombers has always been one of my fondest childhood memories. And this fall, I’m going to pass on the passion to Cora, just like he passed it on to me.

    “Seriously! The tight end!”
  2. He’s always wants the best for his children, and he’ll do whatever it takes to make that happen: As you can see in this picture, my father and I are sitting at the top of the stands at Butterfield Stadium, which is a view second to none in college football. And as I’ve alluded to, although I love Butterfield, it straddles the line between mostly inaccessible and completely inaccessible, mostly due to the lack of handrails in the bleachers.

    But my father would be dammed if that meant we weren’t going to get the best seats in the house. He’d always take my arm and let me lean on him so I could sit wherever I wanted. Forget the bottom row. And the weather wasn’t always as amazing as it was in this picture. He’d walk me up those bleachers in a snowstorm, just because I begged him to let me sit near the pep band. (Which was awesome. Thanks Dad!).

    Now that I’m a father, I know I’m going to do everything I can to make sure Cora has the things she wants (Well, except for a pony. Those are expensive, honey.)

  3. He always pushed me: Even though it would have been easier (and in retrospect, safer) to sit somewhere else, my father knew that, in addition to providing a better view, getting to the top of the bleachers would require me to well, walk to the top of the bleachers. And that’s no easy task for someone with Cerebral Palsy. But my Dad never let me use my disability as an excuse not to do something. He knew that all the effort I put in was going to pay off in the long run. If I wanted to sit up with the band, or the very top row, I was going to have to work for it. Not only did that lead to that great picture you see, it’s carried over into everything I do, and it’s made me a better father.
  4. He always puts his family first: My dad likes going to Bombers games, don’t get me wrong. But I loved going to Bombers games. In fact, it was probably my favorite thing to do in the world. I’m sure there were Saturdays when my Dad was tired, or busy, or not feeling well, and he just wanted to stay home. But he never once told me we couldn’t go to a game if I asked. Because not only did he want me to have a great day, he wanted to spend time with me.

    I think that’s the biggest thing he’s passed on to me. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve declined to go somewhere with friends because I was planning on having family time. As my DVR can attest, I watch a fraction of the TV I used to, because I’m too busy trying to teach Cora how to eat puffs, or playing airplane, or singing songs. Spending time with her is the best part of my day, and I owe a lot of that to the fact that my Dad always made it clear that spending time with his children was the best part of his.

So on this, my first Father’s Day, I’m thankful not only for the beautiful family I have, but for the man who taught me how to be a father.

Thanks, dad. I love you.

My Daughter is Awesome. She’s Not a Miracle

Being a parent with a disability comes with its fair share of challenges, one of which is people frequently assuming what I am capable of. I’ve been disabled since birth so you can imagine what 35 years of assumptions look like but as a parent, it strikes a different chord. Whether it be people assuming I am not the father, that we had to go through fertility treatments, that I can’t take care of our baby, or many other things, it doesn’t feel good and shouldn’t happen.

Once, when Ashley and I took Cora to the ER, one of the staff members asked Ashley who Cora’s father was…as I was sitting right next to her, as I had been for 45 minutes. As Cora grows and begins to understand more about the world and what people are saying, I can’t help but worry about how we will handle it all.

I want to talk about something that happened to Ashley and me a few weeks ago. Something that has probably happened to a lot of parents with disabilities. Something that really shouldn’t be taking place in 2017.

It was a Sunday. Ashley was with Cora, shopping in town. Normally, you have to tear me away from my wife and baby girl on a weekend, but on this particular Sunday, I was working, because it was Ithaca College’s Commencement, and in my office, that means it’s all hands on deck.

After I was finished for the day, I drove to meet my girls and met them in the parking lot of one of Ithaca’s fine stores. It was then that Ashley told me what had happened just a few minutes earlier. Someone in the store, who had known me for a long time, and who recognized Ashley and Cora from the hundreds of photos I post of them went up to them to say hello.

Who wouldn’t say hi to these beauties?

The conversation started normally. Pleasantries. Compliments. Then, this person turned to Cora and said the following:

“And you must be the miracle baby!”

Now, in a former life, I was a professor. So, before we continue, let’s pause for a lesson. If you know me, and you’ve read this blog, you know two of my favorite things in the world (besides Ashley, Cora, and Banjo) are Ithaca College Football and Julio Jones. So I’m going to use those two things to teach you about miracles using two videos.

In the final seconds on the 2014 Cortaca Jug, the annual rivalry game between Ithaca and Cortland State, Ithaca was clinging to a three-point lead. Cortland was out of timeouts, so they had to rush their field goal unit on to the field.

There was chaos. There was confusion. There were people frantically running everywhere. There was a fumble. In short, lots of stuff went wrong for Cortland on this play. But somehow, despite all this, the Red Dragons turned disaster into triumph, and a game-winning touchdown. That is a miracle (or a nightmare, if you’re a Bombers fan).

In the second half of the 2016 NFC Championship Game, the Atlanta Falcons had the Green Bay Packers on the ropes. They were up 24-0 when league MVP Matt Ryan dropped back to pass. He threw to Julio Jones. This was the result. That, dear readers, is not a miracle. That’s someone combining size, strength, and speed to achieve a goal. In a word, that is awesome.

When my wife heard this person call Cora a miracle baby she was nearly speechless. Sure, there were a lot of moving parts to the whole thing, but the end result didn’t surprise us any more than Julio surprised the 74,000 people in the Georgia Dome.

It gets worse. Rather than just politely walking away, this person then asked my wife if we were afraid of passing my Cerebral Palsy on to Cora.

My wife, to her credit, handled this second question with a lot of grace. She politely explained that CP isn’t hereditary, and that it had never crossed our minds about Cora having a disability.

Look, I understand there’s a lot of things that people don’t understand about disability. This makes sense. Disability is complicated. Heck, there are things I don’t understand about my disability. But one of the things that disabled parents face is the misconception of others, that we’re somehow less able to be parents, or that everything relating to parenthood is a struggle for us.

And don’t get me wrong. There are certain things that are a struggle. There are legitimate fears I had before Cora was born. But these comments struck a nerve with me and my wife. This was 2017. Al Gore invented the Internet like, 25 years ago. How could this person have such a lack of understanding about, not just how disability works, but also what’s are acceptable questions to ask about people with disabilities.

A quick primer: No, CP is not hereditary. And don’t ever call a disabled person’s baby a miracle baby (unless they’ve given you some prior indication that it’s okay to do so.)

Much like anyone else in the world, we are all different and have different capabilities. You can’t and shouldn’t assume that because someone has a disability, that they are infertile, unable to conceive a child, unable to live independently, unhappy, uneducated, or anything else for that matter. I could write about book about the assumptions that have been thrust upon myself personally. (For the record, I can walk, talk, I’m educated, I am married, independent, happy, successful, employed, hilarious, good looking, incredibly humble… the list goes on and on.)

I started this blog to educate people about the major challenges of being a parent with a disability. But I also started it to share my personal thoughts, feelings, and emotions about being a parent.

And the words of this person have stuck with me for weeks. Thankfully, Cora is too young to understand what people are saying. She also has no idea that I’m disabled. To her, all daddies have wheels.

Even though my wheelchair is her favorite toy.

One day, that’s going to change. Cora’s going to hear the things people say, and we’re going to have to have difficult conversations with her. I have no idea how those conversations are going to go.

But I do know that Ashley and I don’t ever want Cora to think that she’s somehow different just because her daddy uses a wheelchair. We want her to know that, from the second we decided we wanted to have a child, we never doubted it was going to happen, and that our child would be amazing. And my CP wasn’t going to stop that.

Cora is awesome. She is not a miracle.


Setting Myself Up For Success

A few weeks ago, my amazing wife Ashley told me that our nanny needed to take her son to the doctor in the morning. And because Ashley had a meeting of her own that morning, she was going to be unable to stay home with Cora until our nanny was able to get her a few hours later. For those of you scoring at home, that meant the job of watching Cora fell to me, and me alone.

Like many new parents, the thought of being left home alone with my daughter was equal parts exciting and terrifying. I knew it was an incredible opportunity to bond, and that can’t be understated. But, like Homer Simpson in the simulator, there existed a moment of terror where I imagined being completely overwhelmed and causing a disaster.

This latter feeling was magnified by the fact that one of the initial challenges of being a parent with a disability, for me at least, was adjusting to things on the fly. Similar to Ron Burgundy reading the teleprompter, I was pretty good at what I was doing if I knew exactly what I needed to do at that moment, and the next. But adapting quickly was a challenge.

This is why Ashley, and I often talked about “setting me up for success” when it came to watching Cora. Essentially, this meant planning out whatever task I needed to do. If I was going to feed her, we needed to make sure I was sitting in the right position, with my arms supported properly, and Cora’s after-dinner pacifier ready to go.15230603_908932460425_7209457982353490370_n

The photo on the left is an example of what I’m talking about. Sure, I look like I’ve got everything under control, but see the chair I’m in? The pillows behind my head and under my arm? Those are not there by accident. It took a lot of prep work to pull this off.

The thing you don’t see is that after this photo was taken, I had to hand Cora to Ashley to get out of the chair and into my wheelchair before I could do anything else. This was a luxury I wasn’t going to have on this upcoming solo jaunt.

Don’t get me wrong, we still did prep work for that morning. Before my wife left that morning, we took Cora’s Pack and Play out of our room and put it in the living room—I can’t do things while holding her, so I need a place to put her while I pick up bottles, books, or what have you. We also made sure to have water and formula ready to be mixed.

I was feeling confident, Cora was on a pretty reliable schedule at this point. I figured I’d feed her just before my wife left—thus allowing her to help me if needed. Not long after, Cora would probably fall asleep. Also, she’d been pretty constipated* for the last day or two, so I doubted I’d deal with a really messy diaper. Like the Falcons at halftime of the Super Bowl, I was set up for success.

*Dear Cora. If you’re reading this, I’m not trying to embarrass you. But the people have a right to know.

Well, if you’re a parent (or a football fan), you know what happened. Cora took the plan and laughed at it. First, she was apparently not in the mood for an early morning breakfast, so after trying in vain to feed her, I bid goodbye to my wife with a kiss and put the bottle away for future use.

Of course, now, Cora did not need to sleep off her milk bender. And my daughter, above all things is a morning person. So we spent the next hour playing airplane, reading books, and singing songs. The book reading in particular was a new challenge.


Normally, when I read Cora a story, my wife holds her while I hold the book, sort of like how you see on the right. But, like Michael Bay following his split from Jerry Bruckheimer, I was flying solo, so I needed a new plan. After some tinkering, I came up with a solution. While in my wheelchair, I balanced Cora on one leg while holding her with my good arm. My bad arm held the book and tried to turn the pages.

It went pretty well, I guess. Sure, we skipped a few pages of The Little Girl Who Lost Her Name and the narrative may have become a bit disjointed. Whatever. Cora still loved it, and it was still better than Infinite Jest. More importantly, I read a book to my daughter by myself.

Who wouldn’t cuddle this?

You may be asking: “Patrick, why didn’t you put her in a bouncer to read to her?” I’ll tell you why, anonymous reader. Because in our house, story time is also cuddle time. And we don’t half-ass story time. But also, because it was important for me to know I could read to her on my own terms. Don’t get me wrong, if I felt it was unsafe, I would have stopped. But I needed to know that I could read to Cora regardless of whether or not I’d been set up.


After story time, Cora got a little fussy, which could only mean one thing. It was time for breakfast! And for challenge number two. In my wheelchair, I placed Cora in her swing, and readied the bottle, putting it in arms’ reach on our kitchen table. I picked her up from her swing and carefully positioned her in my good arm. With her secure, I carefully reached out and grabbed the bottle.

Success! I slightly repositioned Cora, and she started taking that bottle down like I attack an Ithaca Root Beer. I had now read to her and fed her on my own, and in a way that I never had before. She was happy, I was feeling confident. Suddenly Cora began making strange sounds. And then, it hit me. Yes, Cora had picked that moment to poop. It was now officially the third act of Bad Boys II.

I started to worry. Changing Cora can be tricky, because she really likes getting changed. As a result, she kicks her feet with happiness. What if her feet landed in poop? And then she grabbed her foot? And then touched some other body part? There’d be poop everywhere! I couldn’t give her a bath on my own. Would I be able to pull this off or would this become “Naked and Screaming, the sequel”?

Then I remembered what Ashley always says. Cora will pick up on our mood. If I became stressed, she’d be stressed. If I was happy, she’d be happy. I’m not going to lie to you, I was feeling stressed. Sometimes, I really hate being disabled. Not for me so much, but for Cora. I didn’t want to let her down. Even though she’ll never remember this, I wanted to be a success for her. I didn’t want my first solo dad run to be a failure. But to succeed, I needed to be in the right mindset.

So, I calmed myself down. I took a deep breath (through my mouth), tossed the bottle on the table, rebalanced Cora on my lap, slowly wheeled her over to the couch, and started the dirty work. Cora and I laughed. We sang along to 70’s rock. It was great.

Thanks to my wife’s advice, and with an assist from Steely Dan, I got her into a clean diaper and buttoned up. We were in the clear!

At this point, Cora was all tuckered out from reading, eating, and pooping (to be fair, that tires me out too). So I laid her in her swing, with a woobie, blanket, and her monkey Henrik, and she fell asleep until the nanny came.


Look, what I’ve just described to you is a pretty standard morning for any stay at home parent. But this was such a big deal to me, I cried after the nanny left.I called to brag to my wife after doing something she had done dozens of times. Because this time, for me, taking care of Cora didn’t involve help from others, and a perfect set up. This time, I was forced to make a go of it on my own. To improvise. It was hard. It was scary. And it worked. Cora and I had a great time, and it was one of the best mornings of my life.

That’s when I realized something: Even though being disabled comes with a lot of challenges, and even though my wife and I plan ways around those challenges, often to great success, I don’t need to map everything out to be a successful parent. Like Matt Ryan at the line of scrimmage, I can audible to a new play based on what I see from the defense. This one morning alone with my daughter made me feel like I could accomplish anything as a parent, regardless of my disability. And there’s no greater feeling than that.


Winter Wheelchair Woes

If you’re following this blog, you know that my family and I live in Upstate New York. There are some great things about living here, we have great chicken wings and there’s some good D-III football.

On the other hand, we get snow. A lot of snow. Wikipedia says we get about 10 feet a year on average, and there are times where we get pounded. Over the past two days, we’ve been nailed with about a foot and a half of the stuff. It got so bad they closed the college for two days (2nd time since 1993!)

Now, snow isn’t all bad. The inner kid in me loves snow, and snow days. Plus, the piles of snow in our apartment complex are so high right now, Ashley has spent a lot of time playing Top of the Mountain, which makes for great pictures.

“What blizzard? It’s a couple of flakes!”

Here’s the thing though: When you’re in a wheelchair, snow sucks. There’s no other way to say it. Anything more than a few inches overwhelms the small front wheels, and the snow sticks to the bigger ones, making pushing a choice between two awful options:

  1. Using winter gloves and not getting a good grip on the wheels; or
  2. Using wheelchair gloves (not even a real thing, usually its bicycle gloves or kayaking gloves), getting them soaked, and freezing your hands

Plus, for people like me who stow their wheelchair in the back of their cars and walk to the front of them to drive, snow (and ice) makes that more difficult as well. My balance is lousy in the best of circumstances. Miserable winter conditions make all of this a non-starter.

17309142_939746768305_1352115159402833844_nCompounding the issue further is that, while I can work a shovel, I can’t dig out of a blizzard. I’m capable. I’m not Mr. Plow. (To be fair, who is?)

When I was single—the Dark Ages, according to Ashley—this wasn’t that big of a deal. If a snowstorm was imminent, I’d make sure to get a stockpile of wings delivered ahead of time, work from home, and call my landlord. He was a really helpful guy who would always shovel me out once the worst had passed.

Now that I’m a father though, this hunker down mentality isn’t going to always be an option. This past Saturday, my parents were over, and they noticed Cora was tugging at her ear. Uh-oh. Cora had just gotten over a cold, and everything we read said ear infections were common after a cold.

We took Cora to the pediatrician’s office first thing Monday, where they confirmed our fears. She had an ear infection. Thankfully, we were able to get to the pharmacy and pick up her medication before the storm hit, and she’s on the mend, and generally in good spirits.

Ear infection, my left foot!

I’m going to be honest though: This whole experience caused me to do a lot of thinking. Like all parents, the health and safety of my child is my absolute, number one priority. But as I started thinking about everything that had gone on over the last few days, I asked myself: What if I was alone with Cora and needed to get her somewhere in an emergency in the winter? Even if we’re not talking a blizzard, I’d struggle to get her to the car by myself.

Obviously, the answer is that I’d call an ambulance, or friends and family for help. Still, it kind of drove home a central point for me: Even though I’d do anything for my daughter (except root for Cortland), there’s some things that I just can’t do, realistically, because of my disability. Dealing with snow is one of them.

This isn’t just going to manifest itself in an emergency, either. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to manage the snow in good times. Could I take Cora sledding on my own? What if she wanted to downtown for a kids event? Or go for a walk?

These are the thoughts that give me a lot of self-doubt as a disabled father. I want to believe I can do anything. More importantly, I want Cora to know that. The thought of disappointing Cora because I can’t do something makes me incredibly sad. I think so much of the culture of disability is centered on overcoming obstacles that we don’t really talk about the fact that some things can’t be overcome in a satisfactory way. I know there are solutions for getting around in the snow, but the reality is, for me and my specific disability, the winters are always going to be a struggle.

Ashley and I often talk about setting ourselves up for success as parents. What this means, is making sure we have the tools in place to handle any crisis that may come up. When it comes to winter however, one of the things that Ashley and I have realized, is that the solution may be to avoid the crisis all together. As our family grows, challenges like these are only going to become more magnified. Moving to another state with warmer weather would eliminate a lot of the winter woes and essentially give me year round independence. While I would miss Butterfield and ICO, I hear other states have pretty good things too ( Roanoke Weiner Stand and Primo Hoagies !) But for now, we are still in upstate NY which means, winter issues are still in play.

It’s at times like these, that I’m reminded that this blog is called “Parenting on Wheels” and not “Daddying on Wheels.” Before Cora was even born, Ashley and I would talk about these types of things. And whenever I would feel that self-doubt, Ashley would remind me that we’re a team, and that we both have our strengths. Winters are where Ashley’s strength comes through. She makes sure we’re shoveled out, and that our cars are cleaned off, and that I can get into the car safely.

This is a pretty comforting thought. Sometimes, when you’re disabled, the hardest thing to do is to admit that you can’t do everything, and you need help. And that goes double for when you’re a parent and taking care of an infant. Because of my amazing wife, parenting in the winter is a lot less scary.